WE LIVE IN THE DIGITAL AGE WHERE YOU ARE ONLY AS SMART AS HOW FAST YOU CAN USE YOUR SMART PHONE.
While lurking around datpiff tonight, i started getting angsty because my "trap god 2" mixtape download had 15 minutes left after five minutes of downloading.
Then a 27 year old patchy bearded acne scarred version of myself started screaming in my right ear,
"YOU ABSOLUTELY UNGRATEFUL SHIT KICKER REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD TO WAIT HOURS FOR A 3MB WMV TO DOWNLOAD SO YOU COULD BEAT OFF TO THE SAME 40 SECOND PREVIEW CLIP FOR 15 MINUTES!"
Which lead me to thinking about the youth of today;
I felt like a 70 something chain smoking alcoholic man;
But seriously,
What to todays teenagers have to look back on,
So i give you the comparison of first world problems;
& shit i had as a young teen/adult and they don't get to experience ( the way they are meant to )
ME - THEM
MAXIMUM 56KB/S - MAXIMUM 24MEGABITS/S
BEATUP FOR WEARING TIGHT JEANS - CYBER BULLIED FOR BEING GAY
FUCKING FOR THE FIRST TIME AT 13 - HAVING A CHILD AT 15
SMOKING MY FIRST CIGARETTE AT 12 - NOT SMOKING BECAUSE IT'S COOL
DR.PHIL - DR.OZ
GETTING SHIT FOR FUCKING FAT BITCHES - PROPS FOR FUCKING A BIG BOOTY HOE
ALCOHOLISM - FIENDING FOR ICE
SECRETLY BUYING THE SLIM SHADY LP - LISTENING TO RECOVERY WITH YOUR MUM
EMINEM & DR.DRE - EMINEM & RHIANNA
UP IN SMOKE TOUR 2001 - ???????????????????????
DR.PEPPER SOLD IN COLES - DR.PEPPER SOLD AT SPECIALTY STORES
DARIA - BEN 10
BEING ONE OF 2 OR 3 U/18 PEOPLE IN THE CLUB - BEING 1 OF 30 U/18 IN THE CLUB
CKY - JACKASS 3D
ES' - NIKE SB
PICZO - BEBO
MYSPACE - FACEBOOK
FLICKR - INSTAGRAM
NOKIA 7610 1 MEGAPIXEL - IPHONE 5 8 MEGAPIXELS
EMBARRASSED TO USE A DISPOSABLE CAMERA - IT BEING COOL TO USE A DISPOSABLE
TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 2 - SKATE 3
HAVING A MEGADRIVE AND WANTING A PS1 - OWNING A PS3 WANTING A MEGADRIVE WANTING TO NECK YOURSELF - NOT WANTING TO NECK YOURSELF BUT SAYING IT
THE MASK - BRUCE ALMIGHTY
HAPPY GILMORE - FUNNY PEOPLE
FRIDAY - ARE WE THERE YET
NEXT FRIDAY - ARE WE DONE YET
FRIDAY AFTER NEXT - 21 JUMP ST
LIMEWIRE - TORRENTS
THUMB SITES - YOUPORN
DADA - COTTON ON
DEVILS NIGHT - SHITTY D12
CONNEX - METRO
